Post by S p e c t r a on Aug 18, 2008 20:27:28 GMT -5
Like the crack of the whip I snap attack
Front to back in this thing called rap
Dig it like a shovel rhyme devil
On a heavenly level
Bang the bass turn up the treble
The sky swirls with clouds like a film on fast-forward. Blues, purples, pinks, oranges all reflect and undulate as if the sky was made of water, reflecting a sunset. And then other colours uncharacteristic of a sunset blend in: green, yellow, brown, grey, black. The sky is a kaleidoscope of colours and patterns, enough optical illusions to make a mortal's head spin. Thankfully, dear, I'm no mere mortal. So how do you like the show? Pretty par for the course over here. We're chock full of wacky shit, know what I mean? They don't call it Chaos for nothing. Well, I should say we don't call it Chaos for nothing, since the only things in Imbros that we didn't name was ourselves. And the mortals, but they have no class anyway. There's a reason I need to get away from them sometimes. Okay, most of the time. They're entertaining all right, but rather petty as well. It's all I can do to stir up some action with those sedate creatures, they're so passive and easily fall into peace. Peace doesn't entertain me, people. I want action. And as for the current terrible and action-filled situation in the land, well, that might have been me. It also might have just happened on its own. I'll leave you guessing. But usually if trouble's afoot, I'm the one behind it. I've probably indirectly influenced every major downturn in the history of this place. But I'm not usually one to brag. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Now I would say joking aside, except joking is never aside. Not in my books. But on a slightly more serious and modest note... hang on, gimme a moment to stop snickering... okay, in all honesty I did not tell Tartarus to do what he did. That was his decision. I'm quite proud of how creative the spindly guy can be when given a decent motive. Not that I gave him a motive. Oh heck, all this political correctness is killing me! I had a few chats with him, but I didn't give him any specifics. Got it? Is the record straight now, can we move on? I hate it when people don't take good enough care of those records. Yeah, they're outdated, but handle them with care! You can probably sell 'em on eBay for a pretty penny if you don't bend or break 'em. So let's set it straight and sell it to the highest bidder. With pictures of Angelina Jolie's babies to boot. Sell it all to the press, let them twist your lives into entertainment dollars. Who needs a reality show when you've got fake reality all around you? Look at the stupid drama, the dead-end lives, the sellouts. You don't need to make a deal with the devil to get that. It's everywhere already. Just watch, and keep on watching, because you never know when you're getting what. There's no TV guide for reality, you don't know when you're going to get an episode of a tragedy or a comedy. And usually it doesn't resolve in one pretty package, so you're going to have to stay tuned for the next episode.
Hmm, I'm walking but not getting anywhere. I need a change of scenery, maybe a stretch of grass here in a deep vermilion, an ocean boiling at a mellow purple, something complementary and just plain crazy. Seriously, if I had my way, nature would never bloom the same way twice. No two blades of grass would be the same hue. Can you imagine such a lovely multicoloured carpet? Maybe not the kind of stuff you'd be keen on eating, but hey, a little variety never killed anyone. Well, it probably did, but they were probably boring and deserved it anyway. I don't have time to deal with boring. Scenery can only be so enthralling though. Sometimes you need something with a little more life in it to keep things interesting. How about a sea monster? That's pretty neat. Why stop at just one? Big snakelike ones with spines along the top. Aaaaand, let's pattern them all differently, with psychedelic checkerboard on one, blue swirls on another, and random splashes of colour and design on the third. Better. At least I have a little company, and company that isn't pathetic. One can only stand the company of mortals for so long. I've been around so long I've lost count, so hanging around with such inexperienced creatures is much like watching the silly games of foals. Entertaining, endearing, but only for so long. It grows tiresome to watch after a while. It's a good thing those fools have me to make their lives have more worth, more meaning. Things would be a lot less interesting in Imbros without me to mess things around. And things would be a lot less interesting for me if my sister wasn't always trying to counteract my actions.
Radical mind day and night all the time
Seven to fourteen wise divine
Maniac brainiac winning the game
I'm the lyrical Jesse James
I've got the power
-- The Power, Snap
Front to back in this thing called rap
Dig it like a shovel rhyme devil
On a heavenly level
Bang the bass turn up the treble
The sky swirls with clouds like a film on fast-forward. Blues, purples, pinks, oranges all reflect and undulate as if the sky was made of water, reflecting a sunset. And then other colours uncharacteristic of a sunset blend in: green, yellow, brown, grey, black. The sky is a kaleidoscope of colours and patterns, enough optical illusions to make a mortal's head spin. Thankfully, dear, I'm no mere mortal. So how do you like the show? Pretty par for the course over here. We're chock full of wacky shit, know what I mean? They don't call it Chaos for nothing. Well, I should say we don't call it Chaos for nothing, since the only things in Imbros that we didn't name was ourselves. And the mortals, but they have no class anyway. There's a reason I need to get away from them sometimes. Okay, most of the time. They're entertaining all right, but rather petty as well. It's all I can do to stir up some action with those sedate creatures, they're so passive and easily fall into peace. Peace doesn't entertain me, people. I want action. And as for the current terrible and action-filled situation in the land, well, that might have been me. It also might have just happened on its own. I'll leave you guessing. But usually if trouble's afoot, I'm the one behind it. I've probably indirectly influenced every major downturn in the history of this place. But I'm not usually one to brag. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Now I would say joking aside, except joking is never aside. Not in my books. But on a slightly more serious and modest note... hang on, gimme a moment to stop snickering... okay, in all honesty I did not tell Tartarus to do what he did. That was his decision. I'm quite proud of how creative the spindly guy can be when given a decent motive. Not that I gave him a motive. Oh heck, all this political correctness is killing me! I had a few chats with him, but I didn't give him any specifics. Got it? Is the record straight now, can we move on? I hate it when people don't take good enough care of those records. Yeah, they're outdated, but handle them with care! You can probably sell 'em on eBay for a pretty penny if you don't bend or break 'em. So let's set it straight and sell it to the highest bidder. With pictures of Angelina Jolie's babies to boot. Sell it all to the press, let them twist your lives into entertainment dollars. Who needs a reality show when you've got fake reality all around you? Look at the stupid drama, the dead-end lives, the sellouts. You don't need to make a deal with the devil to get that. It's everywhere already. Just watch, and keep on watching, because you never know when you're getting what. There's no TV guide for reality, you don't know when you're going to get an episode of a tragedy or a comedy. And usually it doesn't resolve in one pretty package, so you're going to have to stay tuned for the next episode.
Hmm, I'm walking but not getting anywhere. I need a change of scenery, maybe a stretch of grass here in a deep vermilion, an ocean boiling at a mellow purple, something complementary and just plain crazy. Seriously, if I had my way, nature would never bloom the same way twice. No two blades of grass would be the same hue. Can you imagine such a lovely multicoloured carpet? Maybe not the kind of stuff you'd be keen on eating, but hey, a little variety never killed anyone. Well, it probably did, but they were probably boring and deserved it anyway. I don't have time to deal with boring. Scenery can only be so enthralling though. Sometimes you need something with a little more life in it to keep things interesting. How about a sea monster? That's pretty neat. Why stop at just one? Big snakelike ones with spines along the top. Aaaaand, let's pattern them all differently, with psychedelic checkerboard on one, blue swirls on another, and random splashes of colour and design on the third. Better. At least I have a little company, and company that isn't pathetic. One can only stand the company of mortals for so long. I've been around so long I've lost count, so hanging around with such inexperienced creatures is much like watching the silly games of foals. Entertaining, endearing, but only for so long. It grows tiresome to watch after a while. It's a good thing those fools have me to make their lives have more worth, more meaning. Things would be a lot less interesting in Imbros without me to mess things around. And things would be a lot less interesting for me if my sister wasn't always trying to counteract my actions.
Radical mind day and night all the time
Seven to fourteen wise divine
Maniac brainiac winning the game
I'm the lyrical Jesse James
I've got the power
-- The Power, Snap